Wives unclassified.

IT is not simply about machines, IT is about life. It's time for a little change of topic. I guess I'll have to write and sign a contract with my girlfriend before marriage! Girls.. Girls.. don't feel bad. The following sayings are not my words. I quoted them from another site.


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

After reading all those sayings I am finally convinced that indeed I'll need to sign a contract with my to be wife. ;) That's what the great scientist Einstein did! He wrote a contract ( a work description ) and got his wife to sign it!


XefroX said...

ha ha ha..kewl post..hehehe..u better do that b4 marriage.hehe.cheeers buddy.

Aisha said...

ehehe It's gud for u, it's ur life and ur partner dho.hehehe

Shaamil said...

Thanks for visiting. Don't tell my girlfriend that I write all these kind of stuff online. Cheers!

finifenma said...

whoa, wives rnt all that bad... but a contract sounds like a good idea!

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